Wednesday 15 February 2012

Torontos real life zombie attacks

What happens at night in Toronto?
Why in hell do all the weirdos come out at night? What happens that make them roam the city?
I'm not talking about the regular weirdos, oh no, not your average scum bags and homeless joes. I'm talking about those people that follow you around in the subway asking to borrow your phone, the ones that pretend that they've lost all their money, beg for money from random strangers then yell profanity if they don't get change.. I'm talking about that guy that sits beside you, takes off his shoes, reveals his infected toe and asks if your horny.

I'm terrified of this city, I don't think I can handle a zombie attack with zombies worse than torontos late night weirdos.

When your at union station at 11 pm and a bunch of police men run in to grab someone who's doing drugs in the men's washroom. Oh yeah.. I've been there. And at that exact moment, a drunk lady comes laughing in.

Well done downtown toronto you have outdone yourself. I guess you don't need a zombie attack to have zombies.